About Fast ‘n’ Funded

Having spent over 30 years within the Motor Finance Industry, Kurt Bradbury founded Fast ‘n’ Funded to break the mould when it comes to financing specialist cars.

Whether you’re a Director, business owner, or simply someone with an enthusiasm for Classic, Prestige or Supercars (to name a few), as a self confessed ‘petrol head’ with a passion for modern, classic and racing cars, Kurt feels he understands your financing needs.

He also believes the term ‘Carlirium‘ best describes his typical customer.

What Is Carlirium?

[ka’liriem]

NOUN
carliriums (pural noun)

An acutely disturbed (but pleasurable) state of mind characterized by restlessness, desire and incoherence, occurring in intoxication and impulse behaviours frequently resulting in the purchase of the sufferer’s dream car.

Normally affects the male of the species but not restricted.

Normally a lifetime affiliction… (Research Jeremy Clarkson).

Episodes normally result in the total satisfaction in the actual car purchase but can result in poor choices when it comes to the finance deal.

This can lead to PTFD or Post Traumatic Finance Disorder (a state commonly initiated when the first payment goes out or when an early settlement figure is requested… known as delayed PTFD).

PTFD can be prevented by financing your car through Fast ‘N’ Funded.

Typical Carlirium Symptoms

  • Uncontrollable research in Motoring Magazines

  • Sky Plus crammed with episodes of Wheeler Dealers, Fast & Loud, Top Gear and Formula 1 (to name a few)

  • Endless chats with mates about Brake Horse Power (BHP) and acceleration times (0-60).

  • Sufferers develop deep skills of ‘persuasion’ to themselves and their partners in order to obtain target cars…

  • In extreme cases sufferers will also develop what’s nicknamed ‘Sign-on-Sightus’ …. this is where the suffers signature hand becomes ‘possessed’ and signs anything that’s put in front of it, normally resulting in PTFD.

Experts say main early influences include… ‘Top Trumps’, Bedroom Car Posters, James Bond Movies and Gran Turismo!

Start Your Journey Today

Give us a call to discuss financing your dream car

As an authorised credit broker, Fast ‘N’ Funded will introduce you to a selected group of lenders with a view to funding your vehicle.
We do not charge customer fees, we receive an introductory commission from finance companies for fulfilled transactions.

“Fast ‘N’ Funded” is a trading style of TAFCO Ltd, authorised and regulated by the Financial Conduct Authority under firm reference number 733516